> Tomorrow is my ninety-six birthday. Ideas?

Tomorrow is my ninety-six birthday. Ideas?

Posted at: 2014-06-09 
Hey all, my wife, and children disbanded me for a younger person. My 32 year old wife left me for a 35 year old man, and took the kids with them. When I meet my children, they say they find their step-father much fun and awesome-r than me. I always tried to bond with them, however they find me too old. My wife's grandmother (R.I.P) forced my wife to marry me so I can be happy after DIVORCING her. Anyway, my question is, how can I have an excellent ninety-six birthday, which I'll be celebrating alone? My brother is 86, but he died due to nature taking its course. Please help! Thank you very much. Regards, Chris
WOW! congrats on such a long life, god bless you! Eat whatever you want, watch a movie! Take time to enjoy yourself, perhaps you could go to a nice vacation if you have near you such as a beach.
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