> PLEASE! I NEED A DARK COMEDIC FEMALE MONOLOGUE!!?

PLEASE! I NEED A DARK COMEDIC FEMALE MONOLOGUE!!?

Posted at: 2014-06-09 
okay, so i have a project in drama where i have to preform a comedic monologue. I really don't like talking in front of people, so I would prefer something that's about a minute long. I would like something dank and sarcastic, nothing bubbly or bright. Please, im desperate!! I've already asked once, and didn't get any answers. I've been on the internet for a while but i cant fing anything. HELP ME!!!
Dark comedy is hard to find but there are some good one minute monologues on the Freedrama website. Maybe try "Goodbye Cruel World" or "Alien Goo."
How about a comedic monologue about domestic violence - that would be dark.