Well your majesty more power to your elbow. Please look favorably upon this humble supplicant. May you reign supreme for as long as you may reside upon the green and pleasant land.
Not possible, the 'righful claimant' to the english throne is supposed to be an Earl and living in Australia. You're from America where you're not allowed to make such claims (if others on YA! are to be believed)
Go on Oprah, or its more recent equivalent, and tell everyone that.
quit sniffing glue for starters